“Mr. Zhang, it is said that you often make zombies work overtime without pay, is that true?”
Zhang Ye, enraged, snatched the microphone that was pushed to his mouth and said righteously:
“Who said that?”
“I'll sue them for defamation!”
“Someone's defaming me, you know!”
As he spoke, he turned and grabbed a zombie, “Did I force you?”
The zombie, silent, just went “Ugh ahhhh—”
Zhang Ye immediately said, “See! He said no!”
The next morning, the headlines of the Sanjiang Apocalypse Morning Post read:
Zhang's Group Chairman, Zhang Ye, not only admitted to making zombies work overtime, but he also abused a zombie in front of reporters, truly a man without conscience! Our newspaper expresses strong disdain for such a person!
This book is also called “Who Let You Bring Zombies into the Factory”